The Day Club has heard the pleas of Jeff the student, and after much weighty consideration, we have come to a decision. Amnesty for students within the confines of the Club! We understand this might ruffle the feathers of some of the more hardcore elements of the Club. Our rationale is as follows:
- We’re poor. Students are poor.
- We like free stuff. Students like free stuff.
- We have free time. Students have free time.
- Students will be part of the club sooner than you can say ‘Congratulations Graduates…’ anyway.
Let it be so!
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